MacDonald’s maple syrup crisis may be over, but there’s a new fast food battle looming on the horizon.
A Montgomery, Alabama-based law firm is suing Taco Bell for their egregious use of the word “beef” to describe their brown-flavored meat filling. According to the firm’s test results, the mixture is only 35 percent beef, which is about 35 percent more beef than we ever suspected was inside of it.
Taco Bell is already gearing up their defense, and they’re opting for the “Miracle on 34th Street”: “We’re happy that the millions of customers we serve every week agree.”
That’s right: if enough people say it’s beef, then what choice does the government have but to agree?
[via John Papageorgio]
Wait a minute, hold on, hold on-there are labs in Alabama? Science-y labs in Alabama?
I kid, I kid.
Alabamians take fast food very seriously. I mean, have you seen one?