It took ten years, but we were finally able to prove that Osama Bin Laden, religious zealot, was a total hypocrite.
The killer of thousands in the name of a religion that preaches peace was caught with pornography. Lots and lots of pornography. Scads of it.
If you sat in a room filled with it, you would be at least ankle-deep in smut, like if the room were bigger than a closet. Otherwise, maybe knee deep in a non-walk-in closet.
To put it simply, investigators found loads of porno in his bungalo. Porngalo? (“Porngalo” will work.)
So, rest assured, everybody: we finally found the evidence that will send Bin Laden to Hell.