Former White House cigar-aficionado, Bill Clinton, arrived in Pyongyang, North Korea on Tuesday to negotiate the release of two American journalists with Kim Jong Il.
The two held “an exhaustive conversation,” which–considering it was with Kim–probably included the following:
- Hot Broadway actresses.
- What’s Madeline Albright been up to lately; she was so nice and funny.
- Christian’s champion status in ECW and whether he should get back together with Edge, followed by a six-second pose.
- Where to get the best grass soup in Pyongyang.
At this rate, the two journalists should be freed once Kim and Clinton finish their massages and previewing the littlest tyrant’s drawings of his “missile program.”