Bob’s slightly smaller smile needs pills

The founder of the company that makes the fake penis enlargement pill Enzyte has been sentenced to 25 years in prison for fraud. That’s what you get for making people feel bad about their small penises … and defrauding the public of about $400 million. You could easily call this a case of just desserts, if you feel that the appropriate yet ironic punishment of one who defrauds men about their penises is for him to be sent to a federal prison. Hope he doesn’t need to take Enzyte in the big house … or that he’s pretty.

Penis.