Breast cheese is here

It seems 2011 may go down in history as the year of the breast milk. We’re not really sure why, but it’s happening. People want breast milk. The people may not get exactly what they want, but they may get some sort of a decent compromise.

An art project in New York is offering cheese made from human breast milk. Oh yes, it’s artsy cheese. Lady Cheese Shop, which is serving the stuff, is the project of a New York University student to get people talking about biotechnology, which isn’t working, because here we are, talking about, you know, boobs.

The breast milk cheese comes in three disgustingly-titled flavors: West Side Funk, Midtown Smoke and Wisconsin Chew. So if you have been dying to have some breast milk-related food, and find New York closer than London, it’s time you book your trip, friend.