Can anyone get to Riviera Beach, Florida right now?

Folks, we don’t get many opportunities giftwrapped for us like this one: An estimated 100 manatees (which, by the way, are an endangered species) are huddling close together to keep each other warm NEAR A DOCK.

Seriously, look at this. Can any of our dedicated readers get over to the dock there and, I don’t know, toss in a grenade or some poison or something? Hell, if you’re already in a boat reading this on your cell phone, you can just ride right over the SOBs and kill ’em the old fashioned way.

The enemy has made a mistake, now it’s up to us to make them pay for it.