The FBI has uncovered new evidence in their apparently ongoing case against former Beetle and current dead guy, John Lennon! The Bureau swept in and confiscated a copy of his fingerprints before they could be auctioned off, preventing them from falling into the wrong hands.
What would the FBI need Lennon’s fingerprints for? Perhaps they can finally pin him to several of the cases they weren’t investigating him for in the 1970s. Or maybe there are secret messages in the swirls and loops to hidden Beetle cells throughout the world.
That’s right: John Lennon might just wage peace from beyond the grave!