You know what’s a great animal to have at a petting zoo? An alligator. It’s an even better idea to have the gator around children.
A Florida wildlife officer brought in a gator to show off at his daughter’s school for show and tell. Then the gator got away. Whoops. Luckily, officials now think they have caught the bastard, who was probably waiting in a nearby pond to eat an unsuspecting student.
By the way, who knew gators could jump?