And he’s not even old enough to drink yet. Which, honestly, is still par for the course.
Colton Harris-Moore, a young man just old enough to legally smoke, is suspected of stealing a Cessna 182, flying the plane and then crashing the plane. For someone not enlisted in the Air Force to do that, that’s fairly impressive.
It’s not all bad thoughts, though. Pam Kohler, mother of Colton, has provided us with two hilariously awesome quotes:
“I just wish he would wear a parachute,” Pam Kohler said.
“Now every plane that gets stolen is going to be blamed on him,” she said.
Safety and stereotyping. Those are two bastions of every mother’s handbook for caring.