Cheap wine drinkers everywhere have another reason to pour a glass this morning. Wine magnate Ernest Gallo has died at the tender age of 97. Word on the street is he drank too much of his own stuff, passed out and choked on his vomit.
When will you kids learn?
Ever been so drunk you thought the toilet was talking to you? If you’re at bar in New Mexico, it may no longer be those tequila sunrises talking.
The state is placing 500 urinal cakes in men’s restrooms around the state. But these are no ordinary urinal cakes. They can talk.
This blog takes a stand against talking urinal cakes. Sure, they only deliver anti-DUI messages now, but what happens when you go to pee and the urinal cake starts making comments about your unit? Be careful where you pee, men of New Mexico.
Looking to drink on the job but can’t find anything in the office you’re willing to risk your bowels on for a buzz? Thank one extremely
clever stupid inmate in a Maryland prison who got drunk off of hand sanitizer.
The gallon he was drinking from was 140 proof, stronger than most liquors available today.
Mommy, can I not go to school today? I have one vicious hangover. Apparently the words “after school special” mean something different to these kids.
Key Quote: “CHILDREN as young as eight are turning up at school with hangovers.”
Booze delivered right to your door.
(On phone) “Yeah, I’d like the special on Jack Daniel’s. Does that come with ice?”
Germany is running out of beer. This cannot bode well for the German team.
Are they even still in the tournament?
Taking a swim in Poland just became 30% hygenically cleaner.
SG in-joke: We definitely know someone that does NOT need to be taking a dip there.
Although we SGites already knew it, the proof is once again in print.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is progressive genetics at its finest.
No wonder he turned off the water—he had been drinking 24 cans of beer a day for eight years now.