Who says Hollywood’s dishonest?
Posted on March 9, 2010
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You may have noticed that there were Academy Awards this weekend. Hopefully you weren’t too disappointed by the results.
(Sorry, Clooney fans. He can’t win for the same role every year.)
(Oh, and to people who just discovered science fiction through Avatar and can’t believe it only won special effects awards: get used to it.)
But, now that we’re in the aftermath, we can reflect on Hollywood’s choices. And when Sandra Bullock says she “didn’t aspire” to win the Oscar for Best Actress–or ever win an Oscar at all–we mean it from the bottom of our hearts when we say, “Yeah, we could tell.”
Written by Rick SneeThere’s no crying in baseball
Posted on February 25, 2010
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Except, unless there’s mitigating circumstances. If we got a wiener in the eye, we’d cry too.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorOral sex + knife = baby?
Posted on February 4, 2010
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If you thought that it wasn’t sex if you only made with the mouth games, then we regret to inform you, Mr. President, that you are wrong.
In 1988, a 15-year-old African girl with no vagina gave birth. (It was a Caesarean birth, obviously.)
So, how did a girl from Lesotho get pregnant without a vagina?
- Orally.
- And then followed with a knife fight.
She was stabbed in the stomach by a jealous ex-boyfriend shortly after swallowing manimals, opening a channel for the sperm to swim into her love canal.
So, perhaps when we talk about safe sex, we should add a new method: leaving your knives at home.
(Special thanks to Kristen E.)
Written by Rick SneeIs that a bible in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Posted on February 2, 2010
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You’ve got to give CNN credit on their … (positioning?) coverage of the Pope. Their knack for a sense of wording between the Catholic leader and a battle of homosexual clergymen is can’t miss comedic gold in our headline of the day.
Written by Bryan SchoolsQuick! Someone get the volume discount!
Posted on January 7, 2010
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We’d make more fun if it was a guy
Posted on December 30, 2009
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Look, we’re all for equality in the workplace, including in the world of sports. Women sportscasters and writers have brought fascinating new avenues of analysis to the games we love.
But, every now and then, one goes a little too … girly.
If we were to summarize the link, which is about an upcoming UFC mixed martial arts match, it would read: “Wearing the same dress to our fight? IT’S ON, B@%CH!“
Written by Rick SneeFox and facts? Oh, deer
Posted on December 21, 2009
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It’s already understood that Fox News has a very tenuous grasp on what separates “fact” from “s#@t we’re spitballing on live television.” It’s also common knowledge that they have a Web site that reports this “news,” yet looks like it was built by CNN two years ago.
But, just when you think Fox can’t lower the bar any further, here are some very true, controversial facts about Santa’s reindeer.
Written by Rick SneeBonus: The article mentions “climate change” and steps to address it, but very carefully avoids implicating human emissions.
The weather outside is frightful, but at least there’s a drunk four-year-old-boy in a dress drinking beer outside
Posted on December 18, 2009
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Got your attention right? Check out our headline of the day.
Written by Bryan SchoolsSomething gay in San Francisco?
Posted on December 10, 2009
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This is why I make sure I check out Yahoo! News first thing every morning. They’re always good for at least one good headline.
Written by Bryan SchoolsWe’ve learned nothing from ‘The Usual Suspects’
Posted on December 7, 2009
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So, in any prisoner transfer, you’d figure there’s a pretty intense search of the convict: mouth, clothing, probably even their anus … You’d think there’d also be a test for mobility.
The escapist had even previously used the wheelchair, which he ran out of during his escape, to pin his wife against a wall and stab her with a makeshift knife.
Maybe add a kick to the legs or even a tickle test, that’s all we’re saying.
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