The end of French men?
Posted on March 7, 2008
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Ever notice how much we write about studies? Well, so long as they reveal things like “French women ‘are the sexual predators now,’” we’re gonna bring them to your attention.
Not only have French women become more sexually aggressive, but the men are calling the whole thing off: one-in-five young French men have “no interest in sex.” Things will reach critical mass very soon as 90% of those women remain sexually active after turning 50.
Unless the men start appreciating French women again, this will not end well for them.
Written by Rick SneeHeadline of the Day
Posted on February 26, 2008
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There are many ways to die, but normally, one doesn’t think of groundskeeping machinery as a possible source of a dirt nap. Apparently it can come for even Buddhists.
Reverend Seiji Handa, a Buddhist monk from Japan, was in England trimming the grass around his peace pagoda when his tractor got away from him and he slipped under it. Don’t worry, folks, he’ll be reincarnated.
Written by Bryan McBournieMost adorable traffic accident EVAR
Posted on February 19, 2008
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I realize that it’s four days already, but, best headline ever or best headline ever?
To help seal the deal:
Written by Chris "Chugs" Taylor“The corridor was really busy, and people just kept walking, and they started to pile up. We were helping the people who had been injured, and at one point it was like the scene in The Wizard of Oz when the witch is trapped underneath the house.”
‘Spielberg mocked in China over Olympic pullout’
Posted on February 18, 2008
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*snigger*
This headline is presented by SeriouslyGuys: where some words have other meanings that are dirty.
Written by Rick SneeMSNBC loves puns, Defense Secretary not so much
Posted on February 13, 2008
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See if you can find it:
No? Here’s a hint:
(Due to updating, presumably after MSNBC staffers discover this blog, we have used screenshots instead of our customary links. You’re welcome.)
Written by Rick SneeToday’s lesson: B-double E-double R-U-N
Posted on February 11, 2008
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Just when it seemed that education couldn’t get worse … a middle school teacher in Sweden totally redeems it!
The unnamed 37-year-old teacher was charged with buying alcohol for two of her 15-year-old students. This is the kind of action that packs those half-desks, gang.
Written by Rick SneeInteresting note:
“It is illegal for people under 20 years of age to purchase alcohol in Sweden, although it is legal those aged 18 and above to consume alcoholic beverages.”
Iran catches up with 1957 USSR
Posted on February 5, 2008
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SeriouslyLadies and Gentlemen, we have a tie for Picture of the Day and Headline of the Day, courtesy of crazy Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and the confused British writers at The Guardian.
When asked about his 3D glasses, the little guy replied, “I’m glad you asked tha–Holy crap! My hand looks like it’s going to touch my face!”
When his hand did, in fact, touch his face, he was startled, but quickly regained composure.
Image: “Old Tin Toy” by Louise Docker
Written by Rick SneeHeadline of the Day: ‘Man dies in crocodile orgy’
Posted on January 29, 2008
Filed Under Headline of the Day, War on Animals | 1 Comment |
Not only are crocodiles ruthless, unrepentant killing machines, but they also hold blood origes for the Devil.
On a side note, it’s a shame Crocodile Hunter is already trademarked, because it’d make a great follow-up web site to the MILF Hunter.
Image: “Croc” by kevinzim/sxc.
Written by Rick SneeFeline terrorist cuts power to Idaho town
Posted on January 8, 2008
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Bad cat! That’s a bad cat! No, you can’t “has” our electricity. Learn to talk, you inferior creature.
Jeez, where’s our spray bottle?
Written by Rick SneeFact: Chuck Norris has a beard that is red
Posted on January 3, 2008
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Apparently these guys haven’t figured out that Chuck Norris’s recent celebritization was a joke. Their campaign teams also haven’t told them that using these jokes is on par with talking about the Atari 2600 for nerd-cred.
Not only has Mike Huckabee made much ado about his endorsement by Norris, but now Mitt Romney has released an attack ad that also uses Chuck Norris and his already dated ”facts.”
Based on the headline, though, they must honestly believe that Internet users actually revere Chuck Norris. Now if you’ll excuse us, we’re gonna go tighten our glutes in our new home gym.
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