Category: Headline of the Day

It is my extreme pleasure to present the Headline of the Day.

My greatest fear remains explosive illness while stuck in traffic.

Oh me, oh my, how you Kiwis must enjoy making my head explode.

In a world where half of the links that we have on the side of our page are inaccessible for me at my workplace, offices where porn is downloaded at work simply amaze me.

Canada-I salute you.

Zoos are fun for children, though this blog thinks the story has quite a bit of detail for such a quick event.

You’ve got plenty of years ahead of you before you need to worry about brain damage.

It’s also today’s Headline of the Day At This Point.

“In the opinion by Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the high court reversed the 9th Circuit decision by accepting Smith’s argument that federal courts have at least limited jurisdiction in certain probate issues.”

“In an odd legal alliance, the Bush administration sided with Smith in a supporting brief to protect federal jurisdiction in probate cases.”

The Supreme Court and President Bush agree: Anna Nicole Smith is supported and accepted in this nation, as are all gold diggers. I’ve never been prouder to be an American.

UPDATE: This article has spawned, much like the best fourteen months of Anna Nicole’s life, the Headline of the Day.

This blog can’t even read such symbols.

It’s the new British sensation!

It’s always fun to see dashes.