Axe Body Spray, which cornered the market on making young men smell like Italians, announced a new spray for women: Anarchy. The advertisement (viewable in the link) maintains Axe’s standard of sensitivity towards women by not explicitly stating that it’s for the vaginal regions.
Personally, we hope to see mirrors of their original ads in which a young woman applies Axe (not necessarily into her baby hole) and is chased down and tackled by a group of young, fratish men. Maybe they’ll do that for their next line of women’s spray, Axe: The Accused.
The Guys would like to wish a happy 147th anniversary to Leo and Sophia Tolstoy.
Leo was introduced to Sophia (then) Behrs in 1862 when he was 34 and she was a red hot 18 years old. They married in September that year and had 12 freakin’ children. Had Sophia had her way, they could have had more sex, but Leo refused to use contraception.
As Leo became more and more of an anarchist Gloomy Gus, he left their estate and died on the road in 1910. So, she’s single and rich, gentlemen.
But, we leave it to you, Internet. Sophia Tolstoy: war or peace it?
The Guys would like to wish a very happy birthday to one very smart lady.
Born today in 1882 in the Bavarian town of Erlagen, she would go on to to make groundbreaking contributions to abstract algebra and theoretical physics. Albert Einstein would later describe her as the most important woman in the history of mathematics.
She may have died in 1935, but we think this little German adding machine can still solve for sex. We put it to you, Internet:
Archaeologists are now participating in the “Hot or Not: History Edition” game. The latest candidates are Viking women, who were discovered to wear provocative garments that put their breasts on snack trays.
So when you next encounter a group of women dressed out for a night on the club, don’t say they’re dressed like whores, but like Norse.