Lately, everyone is after the coolest new source of alternative energy. There are some unusual ideas out there: corn, food waste and even cow manure are potential sources. But scientists in Australia are looking for something tastier.
Their energy idea: beer. This blog really doesn’t understand the process but it has something to do with bacteria eating the sugar in beer to make energy.
All that means is less beer for humans.
After a fun night out at the bars, one German man in Berlin found himself far too drunk to drive. He made the mature decision about it and didn’t drive. He did, however, get on his horse to head home. Realizing he was too tired to make it there, he stopped at a bank, locked his trusty steed and himself in the outer lobby where the ATMs were and slept it off.
First off, who has horses in Berlin? Secondly, when you’re drunk, the world is your bed.
Think you don’t need math? If you like drinking, you are sorely mistaken. U.S. scientists have come up with a mathematic formula to pour a pint of beer with the perfect amount of foam. Good luck understanding it, though.
Ladies, we saw you out there at the bar this weekend, so we know you enjoy the drinky-drinky. Rejoice and take heed in the fact that that mango-guava-fru-fru-apple sour-cosmopolitan may now actually count as a liquid equivalent to that carrot you ate for breakfast.
Note for the guys-key in on this quote: “A fruity cocktail may not only be fun to drink“.
Like beer but hate getting up from the couch for it? Let the beer come to you, fresh out of the fridge.
Although we SGites already knew it, the proof is once again in print.
Horny bunnies may possibly do more for old men than a single little pill.
Just when the fantasy ethusiasts get closer to living out their dreams of orcs, magic, and hobbits, stupid science has to ruin it all.
Science also wants to remind you that “Star Wars” does not secretly exist in a parallel universe. Sorry, nerds.
“Dr Groves said that even today it could be possible for humans and chimps to have sex and produce offspring, although there would be ethical problems.”
Here’s an ethical problem for you: you just had literal wild monkey sex with Cindy Sue, the poop flinging ape slut of the jungle. Thanks to your tryst, you now have gonorrheape.
Or is it the newest/oldest practical joke by those ca-raaaazy Amazonians? I look forward to the day when highways are uncovered and debated about as “archeological finds of the century”.