Welcome to quite possibly the most infamous movie mort that there is. Famous for being a colossal bomb, despite having a star studded cast of Warren Beatty, Dustin Hoffman, Charles Grodin, and Carol Kane, Ishtar is a failure, through and through. It’s not pretty folks. It’s just not pretty at all. Believe the hype, ladies and gentlemen.
In honor of SeriouslyGuys’ one-year anniversary, and also in honor of the birthdays of both my mom (please don’t disown me over this) and my younger brother, this column shall take a different turn, becoming “MasterChugs March Movie Mort Month” (we’re pretty keen on alliteration over here). For five weeks, I’m going to detail to you movies that sadly just can’t make the cut of “it’s so bad, it’s good” … these movies just plain suck. First up: The Messengers.