If you fear growing old due to dementia, then Bloomberg reported good news: people in their 90s are mentally sharper than those born a decade earlier!
But, Bloomberg also accidentally reported bad news in their lead graphic:
Or, in fewer than 1,000 words: You will be an able-minded prisoner in your own withered body.
According to their report, both last decade’s and this decade’s nonagenarians were on par for physical strength — pretty much none. However, advances in technology like scooters, ramps, and chair lifts have improved mobility for this decade’s 90-year-olds.
So, it looks like Star Trek accurately predicted our future yet again:
Or, at best, Aliens did:
Either way, The Guys don’t plan to call off our 50th birthday suicide pact just yet. Unless that Italian guy really does perfect head transplants.