Oh jealousy, it appears that you can change your normal shade of green to red; but against your own democratically elected leader? For shame.
Lubing up certain parts of the body for sexual activities is kinky. Lubing up just your face? For the purpose of robbing a bank? Just plain weird.
The long war on
Christmas Scientology continues.
Key quote: “‘Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!'”
Honestly, rap guys: what will you do once you’ve sampled every song?
It seems that Jon Dunleavy must have gotten steamed when a fellow Irishman asked to see his “shamrock.”
Remember when you were a kid and teachers told you that cheaters never win? Well, let’s just say you can’t spell “cheat” without the “t,” “e,” “a,” “c,” “h.”
…does suing someone over the tort of negligence have an all new level of depravity.
Most 37 year-old women consider a nine month period of being jailed a pregnancy. However, for Lisa Lynette Clark of Gainesville, GA, she actually will be in prison. Clark pled guilty to charges of statutory rape and will not be allowed to see the 15 year-old alleged father of her infant son until he becomes a man at 17.
Clark was allowed to marry her baby’s daddy through a loophole in Georgia state law that permits marriage to minors if the blushing bride has a baby on board. Giving yet further insight as to why those crazy southerners lost the war.
We’ve all heard of constitional justice, but does this herald the advent of “prostitutional justice?”
Former Cy Young Award winner Dwight Gooden just can’t seem to catch a break.