Category: Sex Sells

An anti-porn group in Indiana is targeting local sex shops with a giant billboard that proclaims “XXX: Garbage In, Garbage Out.”

Be careful what you say, ROCK-you may have negated all support for your cause by possibly naming the latest hot movie.

Because all-star games attract all-star prostitutes, the city of San Francisco used the baseball version as an excuse to roundup 131 people in a sex sting operation last week. All those workers in the Bay Area and the Giants still can’t score.

WONK WONK WONK WOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK.

Employees at a soap store in England began serving customers wearing aprons … and nothing else, until some nagging Nellie had to go and ruin all the fun by complaining. Exactly how dirty can it be if they’re selling soap? Plus, it was both genders in the aprons.

(Link is surprisingly work-safe enough)

Are you extremely poor? Do you live in New York? Are you willing to embarrass yourself for free tickets to a play? First off, you need to re-evaluate your priorities. Secondly, we may have found the perfect play for you.

Just one catch, you need to prove you are a virgin in order to get into the “My First Time” show. But odds are if you are a virgin, you are probably more interested in Star Wars.

Key quote: “‘There are a limited number of “virgin tickets” available,’ he said. ‘However, there are not that many virgins in New York City.'”

What would you do if a woman you knew from high school became a porn star? If you went to my high school, you probably wouldn’t be too shocked by that. However, what if you’re a woman and a woman you knew from high school used your name as her alias?

One woman in Houston decided to sue.

Key quote: “‘Really on a weekly, if not daily basis, my client has had to deal with odd phone calls, former classmates that didn’t know her that well sending her e-mails about whether she’s now in the adult film industry and just a general lack of safety for her,’ attorney Caj D. Boatwright said.”

Good luck fielding those “odd phone calls.”

This blog likes only one kind of bunny: the Playboy bunny. If not for obvious reasons than because they are not animals and therefore not our enemies. It was announced recently that Playboy is going to build a new mansion in Macao, China.

So for those of you headed to the decadent Macao, which some call the new gambling capital of the world, put on your smoking jacket and head over there. This blog feels it can lend a hand to the fledgling publication “Playboy,” and this High Hefner kid sounds like a good guy.

(Courtesy Chris B.)

A German sex toy happy fun-time company gets fined for naming its “pleasure enhancers” after two of Germany’s greatest soccer stars. They both probably wish they scored at the same rate as their miniature buzzing friends, though. In other news, naming anything like that either “The Michael B.” or “The Olli K.” is not nearly as cool as naming it, say, “The Blitzkrieg.”

Warning-link may not be work safe.