Sex workers Employees in touch with their inner beauty in India get into the whole May Day spirit, and take on the capitalist swine that treat them like chattel. See, all Marxists aren’t so bad. Well, OK, just that one Communist guy that Elaine dated on that one episode of “Seinfeld.” But that’s it.
The man responsible for pushing abstinence as part of U.S. foreign aid programs resigned last week, because of something to do with hookers. And him.
It’s probably just a coincidence. And not hypocrisy in the slightest. Totally.
Here at SeriouslyGuys, it’s no secret that we worship pirates. Pirates are cool. Pirates are awesome. They take all the booty that they want and pillage whenever and wherever. We thank all of creation for pirates and wish nothing but chaos upon their enemies.
However, as guys, we never thought that the porn industry would be our enemies too. How can the porn industry combat piracy? Turn everything into a live broadcast. Remember guys, no do-overs. Tis a sad day for all, indeed.
Wait, what do you mean “different pirates?” Oh, well, that is different. No dark days at all!
Kinda puts that “booty” bit in a different light though.
The last remaining building of the old Mustang Ranch–Nevada’s first legal brothel–was burned to the ground (on purpose, by firefighters). Just so it’s known though, any other burning sensations you feel are your own problem.
Key quote: “The day of the $20 roll in the hay in a trailer is gone.”
It’s true. It’s now $50 for a roll in the hay and $75 for a romp in the alfalfa silo.
The trial is underway for the editor of Playboy Indonesia. His charge? “Distributing indecent pictures.” If they think that’s indecent, wait until hear about this internet thing.