Category: Stripper News

Exotic dancers plan a strip-a-thon to raise funds for three young boys suffering from a rare disorder. This is completely and totally outrageous! Won’t someone please think of the children!?

Oh, yeah…that’s right. The strippers are.

Here’s a rare opportunity to buy a nude dancing license in Washington, D.C. I knew someone that used to have one of those, but I’m pretty sure that Paul left it in his other wallet. Coincidentally enough, no one will make you strip for this license.

The state of Rhode Island is selling the strip club that it owns and operates out of the same building as the Department of Transportation. Yes, that sentence is correct.

Anyone got a “government mule” joke?

Strippers in Alabama resort to spray-on bikinis to obey the state’s anti-nudity laws. So where do you put the dollar bills?

Alabama technological innovation #86,321: putting singles in the same places as where credit cards are swiped…in strippers.

Ewwwwwww.

The Christmas spirit lives in us all! Exotic dancers in San Francisco will donate $15,000 worth of tips to the local Toys for Tots program, or as they like to call it, “Ta-ta’s for Toys for Tots.” I hope that “Santa Baby” was played during their “performances.”

And on nearly the other side of the United States, Missouri’s law banning nudity in strip clubs is struck down because it is unconstitutional. Also, because, y’know, nudity is kinda of the whole point of a strip club. Again, I call for “Santa Baby” to be played along with Christmas themed outfits. Christmas tree tassels for all!

I don’t care if it’ll bring dead unicorns back to life-there is not a cause good enough on the planet that justifies 70 year old men stripping.

I mean, won’t someone think of the Chippendales’ dancers?

Hooters feels bad for selling champagne to FEMA card holders.

FEMA, it’s everywhere you want to be.