I awoke this morning to Creed.
The only way to start this day any s%&ttier would be to wake up with an actual human turd in either ear. (I prefer the left ear to compliment my earring.)
It should be noted that I possibly brought this on myself by programming my alarm clock to play Huntsville, AL rock station 95.1, The Rocket. In my defense: it is the loudest station in the area that will wake me up, and it’s not country, so I’ll shut off the alarm clock and not kill my wife and nearby animals.
But, Creed? In 2011? Continue reading Take it from Snee: I just heard … the worst band today
There Is No Rock Music In Huntsville, Alabama: Part I
There are two groups of people I hate in this world: the Olson Twins — for refusing to answer my very polite, well-written request for a pair of each of their panties — and Lynyrd Skynyrd.
In my defense for the Olsen panties incident, it wasn’t perverted. The two-pack I bought from their fashion line at Wal-Mart did not survive a hiking trip. But this column is not about that.
No, this is about a band that I moderately liked once … before moving to Alabama.
Continue reading Take it from Snee: Turn it down, turn it off, burn down the station