It’s well established that standards for sexual attractiveness in men and women differ, and would seem to have done so well along the way back down the evolutionary chain; an older, established male has a stronger troupe, while younger females have more breeding years in them.
In New Zealand, it just means that older women tend to fly a lot more.
Who hasn’t gotten so drunk that they lost their way around a hotel and then slept in the wrong room, thus forcing the original occupant to hide in the bathroom?
Leave it to New Zealand, and Yahoo! to combine for our headline of the day. Also, this proves that the animals are trying to go international by stealing our passports, when the worldwide takeover happens, remember that we warned you first.
Kids today, they’re into the darndest stuff. Action figures, cartoons, boogers, earth-moving diggers … you heard me. In a situation crazy enough that it could only happen in New Zealand, a toddler went online after his mom took a nap and bid on a digger valued over $12,000. And you thought porn was expensive on the internet.
Count on New Zealand to come up with a headline detailing how much they like Asians. But as far as liking them even more, me thinks a few sites on the internet would have something to say about that.
Online sushi courses, perverts.
Forget football. Screw soccer. New Zealand is at it again, as they’ve found a new sexy sport to obsess over: bikini snowboarding! And bikini skiing! And bikini-well, everything else that people do on the slopes. The temperature might have to drop somewhat before the fun begins, but these girls are somehow managing to keep the lads at lodgers’ cabin warm already. Or maybe that’s the alcohol.
Let’s just go with a little bit of column A, and a little bit of column B.
A New Zealand court will allow adult film stars tp ride motorcycles topless (the women) through the streets of Wellington, the country’s largest city. Last year, more than 800,000 people showed up for a similar show, which more or less makes the whole thing not so offensive to the public.
New Zealanders are known for two things: The Lord of the Rings trilogy and overall craziness. This is not the first time public nudity has been allowed in an urban area, and we suspect it will not be the last, either.
On a related note, The Guys will be blogging live from “Boobs on Bikes” later this month.
We all remember back in 1997, when the Scottish cloned Dolly, The Sheep That Will Send Us All Into A Moral Abyss. But since then, aside from a few cloned things here and there, we have been fairly safe in terms of force multipliers. No more.
An American woman had DNA from her pitbull dog Booger used to make a litter of clones in South Korea. Great, just what the world needs, more pitbulls. Only these pitbulls are super pitbulls because they are all identical and probably share the same thoughts through a psychic connection.
This is horrible news. As Bob Barker likes to remind us any time we sit down with him, there are way too many pets in the world as it is. They breed like vermin because they basically are, so who are we to decide which ones get to be copied and which ones eat out of the dumpster? We need to solve this problem by eliminating them all before they grow out of hand.
Speaking of multiplying, a rare lizard in New Zealand is still at it after 110 years. He is going to become a father. The geezer lizard did not like females for years until scientist found a tumor near his genitals and removed it. Now it seems he is back in action as an eligible bachelor. This species is rare and we need to keep it that way. Who wants an omlette?
Ever get sick of those ridiculous celebrity baby names? It started with Apple, now we’ve moved on to baby Suri, and the possibility of Matthew “Bongos” McConaughey naming his son after the European beer, Bud. Well one New Zealand judge has had enough, and finally decided to start killing off idiot celbs take matters in to his own hands/court.
Rob Murfitt has legally made an area couple change their daughter’s name from Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. While the girl’s new name has not been released, speculations of Dora The Explorer and Debbie Does Dallas are floating around.
New Zealand, we had so much respect for you. Your crazy culture, your ability to name yourself “New Zealand,” when nobody really knows or cares where the original Zealand is. Then you had to go and try and take your country’s around the clock drinking law away, for shame.
