Birdwatch: 2006

Those dastardly birds are after us again! Say no to cloning, otherwise we might be in for this. I mean, seriously, did you see that picture? And they’re calling it a freaking “terror bird”. Terror bird. That doesn’t exactly make you think of something warm, cuddly, and soft like a marshmallow.

Ahem. So in conclusion, we can’t let this monster be brought about again upon the world, because if we do, the terror birds win.

Stingrays strike back

They started the war with the assassination of Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin, then people started exacting their revenge for the senseless killing. Now, it seems the battle has reached our shores.

A stingray off the coast of Florida leapt into a boat and stabbed a 81-year old man in the heart with a poisonous barb.
Luckily, the veteran of the war on stingrays and other animals has survived.

You can’t tell this blog that attack wasn’t premeditated.