A lone sea lion has bitten more than 14 people in one month. The sea lion has chased more from San Francisco’s Marine Mammal Center.
In the war on animals, there are no front lines, but it seems San Francisco has become a hot spot. It’s about time we flushed it out. Grab your clubs, everyone.
Just when you thought that having our skies filled with all manner of dirty birds was bad enough…prepare for the news that man’s best friend isn’t man’s best friend!
This time, they refuse to stop at the macroscopic level, but instead are furthering their weapons of mass destruction at the microscopic level even more!
Remember people–it’s us or them.
V is for Vengeance … for escargot!
I see you over there Sci-Fi Channel, licking your chops.
From now on in China, we shall remember this day, not as a victory over the vile avian species, but as … B-Day!
Far back in December of 2005, Russian squirrels attacked and killed a dog. Now, they’re back, and this time, they’re overseas.
Let the Southwest have fire ants. Here on the east coast, we’ve got killer squirrels.
A study at the Bronx Zoo (motto: Please Don’t Shoot The Animals) shows that elephants may be aware of themselves. These things can outrun us and weigh over a ton.
Folks, if there is a single greatest threat against humanity, it has to be self-aware elephants.
Those dastardly birds are after us again! Say no to cloning, otherwise we might be in for this. I mean, seriously, did you see that picture? And they’re calling it a freaking “terror bird”. Terror bird. That doesn’t exactly make you think of something warm, cuddly, and soft like a marshmallow.
Ahem. So in conclusion, we can’t let this monster be brought about again upon the world, because if we do, the terror birds win.
They started the war with the assassination of Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin, then people started exacting their revenge for the senseless killing. Now, it seems the battle has reached our shores.
A stingray off the coast of Florida leapt into a boat and stabbed a 81-year old man in the heart with a poisonous barb. Luckily, the veteran of the war on stingrays and other animals has survived.
You can’t tell this blog that attack wasn’t premeditated.
Think your city is fun? You might want to try moving to New Delhi, where monkeys harass locals constantly. The monkeys have gotten so bad, the Indian Supreme Court has ordered for 300 monkeys to be caught in the city and relocated elsewhere.
The war on animals continues, even if India is coddling them.