If there is one deadly animal we all come in contact with, it’s cows. First, they say red meat is bad for you; second, their milk goes bad; and third, can you say “stampede?”
But cow are not the dumb creatures we think they are. In fact, they are just farm animals biding their time until they can make their move. That’s why the town of Brush, Colorado was racked with fear this week when a cow walked up to a McDonald’s drive-thru window. Hell-bent on exacting revenge against the human race, Darcy the milk cow broke out of her pen (her owner is a student named Zach, apparently having a pet cow is big out west) and walked a half mile to McDonald’s where she demanded that people stop eating her kin. The cow was arrested.