China has a problem with strippers at funerals

In China, they know how to send a guy off and console the family, but the Chinese government wants to crack down on it all.

The Chinese Ministry of Culture is cracking down on strippers at funerals. According to reports there has been a rash of adult dancers performing at ceremonies celebrating the lives of the recently departed. It’s been making its way to the internet, which has prompted the government decree. The locals say the strippers are a way of attracting a larger crowd to give the deceased god fortune in the afterlife.

It’s never to soon to update those burial wishes, people.