Christmas is nearly here, and surprise surprise, the animals are here to ruin it for us. A baby cow (I believe the correct nomenclature is “cowlet”) was born in Connecticut with what looks to be a cross on its head.
Of course, the owner of the cowlet sees it as a holy sign. This might be true, but we have to be careful of misinterpreting the sign. Some might see it as a sign to protect the cow and treasure it. Of course, those people would be wrong.
God so loved the world that he gave a Connecticut farmer this cowlet so that his family could enjoy the most divine veal ever made on Jesus’ birthday
The actual correct nomenclature? Veal.
Benjamin Franklin had this to say on the matter:
“Those would sacrifice a veal dinner for a little religion deserve neither.”
“Veal is proof that God loves us and wants us to eat baby cows.”
I learn all non-WWII history from bumper stickers. So what?