Clinton never would have stood for this

Sure, everybody out there is happy/pissed about the new health care package President Obama has delivered. But what you may not know, is the funding going into the package he doesn’t want you to deliver.

That’s right kids, there is $250 million going into programs trying to keep your Object A from inserting into Slot B before you’re married. Because, you know, politicians are the best judges of moral and sexual behavior.