CNN’s John Roberts enjoys a nip now and then

Recently, the Centers for Disease Control released a new study about drinking, and–sit down while you’re reading this–high schoolers are drinking! Next they’ll be binge drinking. What? They’re already doing that, too? OK, then. But as it turns out, adult males are bending an elbow quite a bit, themselves.

According to the study, the typical binge drinking is male either white or Hispanic, and makes at least $75,000 a year. With that in mind, let’s take a look at CNN’s American Morning co-host John Roberts and his idea of a good time.

“Of course we know the immediate effects of binge drinking, obviously, you get drunk, you fall down, you wake up in your own vomit the next day, and you’re very embarrassed about the whole thing.”

Not to be outdone, CNN senior medical correspondent Elizabeth Cohen added, “Having unprotected sex with a germy stranger,” to the list. Something tells me CNN has some rockin’ parties.

Bonus points if in the video you notice co-host Kiran Chetry nervously play with her earring as Roberts talks about his experiences.