New York can rest easy–well, relatively easy, they’re still a terrorist target and all that–they found the cobra missing from the Bronx Zoo.
The snake escaped earlier this week, and on one hand, freaked people in the Bronx more than usual, on the other hand, the wayward snake spawned a Twitter account that soared in popularity this week. But don’t worry, it’s sure to crash now, just like Charlie Sheen’s account did.
We don’t condone fandom of animals, because it make us all think they are less of a threat than they really are. Remember: If animals had hands, they totally would have strangled you by now.