Cocks on the way down

Utterly hillarious last names are suffering a bit of shrinkage over in Britain. Turns out last names like Cockshotts and Balls are being weeded out.  In an ironic twist though, the last name Wang is soaring in popularity. Apparently people in Britain with unfortunate last names are being made fun of, and thus changing their names in the process.

Who would make fun of someone for having “cock” in their last name? Seriously, why … wait … oh, you guys are sick.