Are you a minor that needs to learn how to be cool? Are you a floozy on summer break who misses the stale beer stench of a dark frat house basement? Is beer pong just a little too real for you? We have the solution!
It’s “Frat Party Games: Beer Pong” for the Nintendo Wii!
But wait, Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal is here to totally break up your party, brah. He is making JV Games Vice President Jag Jaeger (yes, Jaeger) un-pop his collar and change the name to “Pong Toss,” because an alcohol-themed game available to teens is “inappropriate.”
How else are they going to learn the rules of the game?
Blumenthal also put JV Games on double-secret probation.
well now that broadwater’s been blocked i guess blumenthal needs something to get fired up about…