Whoever buys the McNugget clearly has enough disposable income to also have a working time machine. It now makes perfect sense: George Washington did not die of pneumonia. He died of eating a 3 year old McNugget that resembles him.
Whoever buys the McNugget clearly has enough disposable income to also have a working time machine. It now makes perfect sense: George Washington did not die of pneumonia. He died of eating a 3 year old McNugget that resembles him.