Get us every resource available! The FBI! The CIA! Homeland Security! Mandy Patinkin, Tommy Lee Jones, even Boss Hogg! A great and terrible crime has been committed:
More than 13,000 Girl Scout cookies, not even close to expiration, were sent to a landfill.
Both we and our stomachs shed tears over this. The Guys say let not a single penny go to waste over this. Find the monster that committed this atrocity!