Court says it’s OK to lie

SeriouslyGuys reader, are you Italian? Are you also female? Do you want to cheat on your husband? Then prepare to greet your newest right while under an oath of law: lying! Recently, a precedent was set in Italian courts that a wife could “bend the truth” while under oath if she was attempting to conceal her own extra-marital affair, all in the attempts of preserving her family’s honor. It’s got all the legal confusion of a Florida lawsuit, except with sex instead of hip replacements.

“It is not yet clear whether the ruling might also apply to men who have secret mistresses.”

Sorry guys of Italy. Progress takes a long time to move.