Crazy woman crazily sues NYC for crazy amount

Just off the top of your head, how much might you say New York City is worth? 1 billion dollars? 2 billion? 50 billion?

What about 900 trillion dollars? One more question: just how much is that?

All these questions and more should be directed toward one Fausat Ogunbayo, a mother from Staten Island that’s now suing the famous city for the paltry amount of 900 trillion dollars. That’s trillion as in “the national debt is in the double digit trillions.” In a decision made by the Administration for Children’s Services, Ogunbayo, who has decided to represent herself, had her children placed in foster care in 2008, which has apparently led to the most hellish 3 years ever seen.

The decision to remove the children may have been a good one.

In court papers, the ACS references several peculiar incidents where Ogunbayo sought out medical treatment because she believed her children’s skin color was becoming darker due to radiation.

That tends to be something called tanning.