Dare to dream, British scientists

The British Empire was once a feared entity, but for the last 60 years, it’s sort of relinquished its title of world power, unless we’re talking about James Bond movies. But English scientists, the latest in a line that includes Sir Isaac Newton, are determined to bring their country back to notoriety.

That’s why U.K. Science Ministry is giving a grant to researchers to continue their work on a chocolate biscuit (cookie) that won’t melt. That is how much the Brits love their tea. They don’t care about curing cancer or frivolous things like that. No, they want to come up with a better chocolate cookie that won’t get all melty on their fingers during tea time.

Chocolate fingers are most uncouth.