For those of you who don’t know, Roger Goodell is tyrant commissioner of the NFL. He has made such great strides in the league, like suspending players who are not even charged with crimes, or suspending people an entire season based on false evidence.
Now, Mr. Goodell is planning to start ruining our scared NFL by possibly eliminating kickoffs. Not confirmed yet is the rumor that, hey, let’s forget about tackling, who is up for a rousing game of flag football?
Get ready for Sarcastiball!