Dirty armpit sniffer fails to get away clean

A man in Singapore who was unable to control his passionate love for armpits (Ed. note: big ew) was sentenced to 14 years in prison for attacking women to get his sniff on; he was also caned 18 times just to make sure he got the message. Or maybe that’s the other way around.

Anyways, the moral: if you want to get up in someone’s armpit, it probably doesn’t hurt to ask first. Unless, you know, they’ve got a can of Mace in their hand. If so, then sorry dude, it’s gonna hurt to be you. Besides, shouldn’t you have been in stereotypical France anyways if you wanted to do this?