Dogs don’t care about golf

Most of us have pets, but the smartest of us know never to turn our backs on them, because though domesticated, they are still a threat to our safety. They also have greater opportunity to ruin our lives.

One pet dog attempted to ruin his owner’s world with the old “eating something important” trick. Only it wasn’t homework. It wasn’t even the car keys. It was four tickets to a practice round of the Masters PGA tournament. What the dog didn’t know was that his master would go to the Masters at all costs. The man gave his dog something to make him throw them back up, then he sifted through the puke and pieced together what was left of the tickets. He then sent pictures to Augusta National Golf Club, who re-issued the tickets.

Sometimes all it takes to win a battle is to not give in.