Don’t give in just yet, Pope Benedict

The Italian form of PETA is urging Pope Benedict to stop wearing animal fur on his clothing. Apparently it’s OK to have a guy die for your sins, but it is unethical to wear the skin of the beasts that God gave him domain over. We can only assume that Benedict is an SG enthusiast, and is continuing his support after we raised our animal alert to code red. Once again this is only speculation.