Bad news for all of you nudists with a green thumb: You missed World Naked Gardening Day, which happened to be this past Saturday. If you have to ask how one celebrates, you may want to get yourself a CAT scan.
Basically, the idea of going out and tending your garden (and we do not mean than euphemistically) sans clothing is supposed to make you feel more in tune with nature and your surroundings. Think of it as an attempt to simplify one’s life, and also getting a decent tan.
The worst news here is that you probably just missed your last World Naked Gardening Day, because the world is going to end on Saturday, according to a Christian group traveling around the country. Of course, if you believe the world is over in a few days, why bother wasting your time with a garden? It’s not like you’ll be enjoying the fruits of your labor before Judgment Day.
Come to think of it, why spend your time reading a blog?