Drink to long life, ladies

Pardon us, ladies. We just couldn’t help but notice how lovely your hands are on that keyboard and mouse. You know, they say you can tell a lot about a person by their hands, and we can tell that you take good care of yourself. Want to keep your hands looking good and feeling good, along with rest of your joints? Can we offer you a drink?

A recent study published in the British Medical Journal found that women who drink moderately (their definition varies from ours) for at least a decade will cut in half their chances of getting rheumatoid arthritis. That’s right, out of all the bone problems you fine things have to worry about as you age (and gracefully, we might add), you can drink away one of them. Hell, if you drink White Russians, you’ll also probably beat osteoporosis, too!