Drink up, white chicks

Not to be racist or sexist at the same time, but white women are crazy. They are so uptight about looking good and staying healthy that they don’t indulge every now and then. Well, once again, science has found that maybe that nightcap is a good idea in the long run.

According to a study of about 14,000 people, most of whom were white women, moderate drinking significantly reduces the risk of various health problems later in life. That includes chronic illness, disability and mental illness. So basically, that drink in your hand is helping your immune system, your bones and your brain. There were not enough minorities or men in the study to conclude that it would work for them, too, but let’s just say that it will. And if moderate drinking is good, heavy drinking must be better!

In other health news, if you want to lose weight, you might want to grab a bong.