Dromedary drama in France

Europe is extremely vulnerable right now. Their economy is in shambles, threatening to take down the whole system and making people afraid. The animals know that Europeans are panicked right now, that’s why the decided to launch an attack on the historically most-vulnerable country on the continent: France.

It was there that two camels, without stating their intentions, meandered around a busy motorway (European for “highway”) on Monday. Terrified motorists pulled over, probably while crying “Sacré bleu!” They then called the police, or constables, or whatever, who showed up once they there threw with their cigarettes, then promptly surrendered to the camels.

(Three French stereotypes in one sentence BOOM!)