Drug-addicted dogs

Not a dog.
Not a dog.

We told you yesterday about the dangers of putting your pets on drugs, but how do you know that your pet wasn’t on drugs before you even met?

In Argentina, if you’re looking to buy a toy poodle, but don’t want to spend a lot, then maybe you’re going to have to make some sacrifices, like getting one that has a nasty addiction to steroids, or isn’t actually a poodle, or is actually a ferret that’s been pumped full of steroids to resemble a dog. Some vendors are reportedly selling “Brazilian rats,” which are ferrets pumped with steroids to grow larger, and apparent have some fancy grooming, to look like poodles–if you squint.

It might be best to just stop buying pets altogether. They are a drain on your resources and probably spying on you.