The study of duck penises has been used as an example of wasteful government spending by conservatives. But researcher Patricia Brennan argues that criticism of the project is rooted in a lack of understanding about what they are doing.
She said that ducks have corkscrew-shaped penises that are fairly long. And their studies have also uncovered that behavior in males–wait, corkscrew-shaped? This is clearly a threat to male human men everywhere. We need to analyze this threat!
(via Brooke H.)