How do you like your coffee, a cream and two sugars? Or a twig and two berries?
New Yorker John Greco has a late March court date after ordering coffee at a Dunkin’ Donuts drive-through, sans the pants. No word yet as to if he ordered an eclair, donut holes, or both.
Didn’t he read the warning on the cup?! That is so freakin’ dangerous!
Then again, Darwin did already present this scenario.