Dutch protester annoys Swiss, so they don’t let her be Swiss

Europe may be old and weird, but sometimes they have some commonsense solutions that we could learn from. Like denying annoying people from having passports.

In Switzerland, a Dutch vegan and animal rights activist has been campaigning for super important stuff like banning cowbells on cows in a Swiss town because of the supposed discomfort they give, and traditional Swiss practices, like pig racing, hunting and loud church bells. She’s been so annoying to the citizens of Gipf-Oberfrick that they decided to deny her a Swiss passport, which would have granted her Swiss citizenship.

If you have an annoying vegan who says everything your culture does is wrong, then wants to be a part of your culture, you can deny them–if you’re Swiss. We need that here.